I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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