It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize