I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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