Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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