Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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