I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
