Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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