Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
