"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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