I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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