I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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