She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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