We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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