Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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