We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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