One girl and one boy is just not enough.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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