he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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