She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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