Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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