But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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