He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just invented taco cereal.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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