I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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