I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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