So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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