playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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