Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
