Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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