She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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