New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
