i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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