Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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