Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Randomize
