It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it hurts more in the daytime
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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