It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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