I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
