at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
My nipple is on Facebook.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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