Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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