No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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