i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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