we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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