Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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