Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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