Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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