office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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