i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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