I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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