I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize