homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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