Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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