At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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