its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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