I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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