I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I love having hate sex.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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