Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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