: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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