I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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