In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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