omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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